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Fan theory that Mark would hate to see perfectly good marshmallows go to waste confirmed in Severance Episode 4
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Fan theory that Mark would hate to see perfectly good marshmallows go to waste confirmed in Severance Episode 4

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Credit where credit is due to the eagle-eyed viewers who called it after the first episode of Severance Season 2 – theories that Mark S. (Adam Scott) would hate to see perfectly good marshmallows go to waste were finally just confirmed in episode 4. 20 minutes into the latest episode, Mr. Milchick (Tramell Tillman) leads … Continue reading →

Democrat Hopes Meeting Bear In Middle Will Stop In-Progress Mauling
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Democrat Hopes Meeting Bear In Middle Will Stop In-Progress Mauling

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“I’m here to reach across the aisle and see which parts of me being eaten can align with my goals as well,” one Democratic legislator said early Thursday in between guttural shrieks of pain. “It’s impossible to fight back against every bite. When I do finally fight back against one, I want it to count.”  … Continue reading →

Gilded Age Season 2 finale just confirmed big fan theory that Ward McAllister is related to Kevin McCallister from Home Alone
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Gilded Age Season 2 finale just confirmed big fan theory that Ward McAllister is related to Kevin McCallister from Home Alone

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A mystery no more! Loyal viewers of The Gilded Age were rewarded during Sunday night’s season 2 finale when a game-changing reveal finally confirmed one of the most popular fan theories – that Ward McAllister, the charming arbiter of social rules and style in 1880s New York, is in fact the great-great-great-great grandfather of Kevin … Continue reading →

Get Juicier Booty by Resting Ten Minutes Before Serving
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Get Juicier Booty by Resting Ten Minutes Before Serving

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Experts have found that a simple trick will improve the taste and texture of your booty the next time you serve your guests (or just yourself!). Rest your booty for ten minutes before serving, or all of the care and effort you put into preparation may result in a booty that’s tougher and chewier than … Continue reading →

Gender is a Spectrum, and Sexuality is a Verizon Fios
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Gender is a Spectrum, and Sexuality is a Verizon Fios

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Modern understanding of gender and sexuality has led to so many exciting discussions and nuances. Since more people now realize that gender is a Spectrum, if you act now you can bundle a home telephone line with your identity. Since gender is separate from sexuality, this does not preclude you from getting lightning fast internet … Continue reading →

CDC Does Not Recommend Sucking On Partner’s Outstretched Tongue, “It’s just too weird.”
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CDC Does Not Recommend Sucking On Partner’s Outstretched Tongue, “It’s just too weird.”

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After promises from the highly criticized agency to be “less slow to take action,” the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released new guidance Friday saying it does not recommend sucking on a partner’s outstretched tongue on account of being, “just too weird.” “It’s just a really, really bizarre sensation for both parties. We … Continue reading →

Things You Missed In The Darkness On This Week’s Game Of Thrones (SPOILERS)
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Things You Missed In The Darkness On This Week’s Game Of Thrones (SPOILERS)

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This week’s Game of Thrones episode faced criticism (answered directly by its cinematographer) in some circles that its lengthy battle scenes were too dark to see. If you were one of the unfortunate viewers whose monitors, living room lamps, and gap-fraught blinds impeded your vision, we’ve highlighted some of the important details that were easiest … Continue reading →

Jeff Flake Forgoes Homemade Ghost Costume Under Which He’s Been Criticizing Trump For Months
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Jeff Flake Forgoes Homemade Ghost Costume Under Which He’s Been Criticizing Trump For Months

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WASHINGTON, D.C.– Senator Jeff Flake tweeted a stinging rebuke of President Donald Trump’s latest controversial comments Thursday, most notably without the homemade ghost costume Flake has been wearing since September and well past Halloween. Sources say that Flake took off the billowy disguise (from under which he has been criticizing Trump for months) sometime soon … Continue reading →